Jorunna's Sleep Recordings (Unintentional ASMR?)

You asked for it, here they are. The long-awaited charity reward.
All the weird stuff I say in my sleep, transcribed for your convenience.

I mumble, whisper, and giggle a lot, and a good 30% is incomprehensible.

What is this?
I talk in my sleep sometimes, and my sleep tracking app picks up on it. These are the recordings.
Listen to such bangers like:

Why do I want this?
Great question.

How many are there?

135, I deleted some repeats and some that were only giggling, cause trust me, I already do that in 60% of them.

None of these make sense.
They sure don't!

What are your dreams about?
Not even I know!

What is -insert noise- all about?
I toss and turn a lot in my sleep. If it sounds like a plane is flying over it's probably because I had my fan on and it's buzzing and/or rustling paper around the room.

Where's "That's fucked up"?
In hindsight... I think that was my next-door neighbor, so for privacy reasons I'm not including it.

Is this ASMR?
Unintentionally. A lot of it is soft/whispered, but there is some background noise and whistling and one of them has an earthquake alarm.

What app do you use?
Sleep Cycle